…is that Tigger may be our National Security advisor If Obama gets elected!!!
I am serious.
"Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security," said Richard Danzig, potential national security adviser for an Obama presidency and Bill Clinton's former Navy secretary.
He also suggested U.S. soldiers, spies and anti-terror experts should learn that insurgents wish to be like superheroes such as Luke Skywalker. "We have been raised on a theory of superheroes," Danzig said a terrorist told him. "We all want to be like Luke Skywalker."
And Danzig claims that one of the best books on terrorism he has read isn’t even about terrorism! "It's Bill Buford's book, 'Among the Thugs,' which is a description of soccer violence in Britain."
Now, I really have to wonder if the Joint Chiefs will be comprised of the Power Puff Girls, Deputy Dawg will be the Attorney General, and Yogi Bear will be the Secretary of the Interior. After all, there are probably related national issues that can be explained in any cartoon text. And we already know that Obama will turn the secret service over to the Nation of Islam.
And I still really fear that no matter how hard Obama’s team sucks on his colon, the morons who want to vote for “change” will still elect him in November. Personally, I think the DNC needs to change its diapers and stop looking to children’s entertainment for political substance.
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