"ANITA"

“Anita” by Scott from South Cackalacky
To the tune of “Elvira” by the Oak Ridge Boys.
(Dedicated to my favorite Maoist, White House Communications Director, Anita Dunn)



Anita, Anita
Mao starts her fire up, Anita

Lies about a red herring of a news channel during prime time
That girl can sure enough make waves with a little whine
She looks to Mao Tse Tung for pointers most of the time
'Cause Mao sure makes her liberal heart just shine

So I'm singin'
Anita, Anita
Mao starts her fire up, Anita
Fire her up - Ooh Lala Ooh Chairman Mao Mao
Fire her up - Ooh Lala Ooh Chairman Mao Mao
Like Obama, Yay, Yay!

She likes Mao and Mother Theresa, and she knows they’re no quite the same
And boy it sure did make her point seem lame
She may fake a wiggle and squirm 'cause she got caught lovin’ that worm
I’m glad I get my news from that fair and balanced team!

So I'm singin'
Anita, Anita
Mao starts her fire up, Anita
Fire her up - Ooh Lala Ooh Chairman Mao Mao
Fire her up - Ooh Lala Ooh Chairman Mao Mao
Like Obama, Yay, Yay!
Like Obama, Yay, Yay!