And Why Doesn't Universal Healthcare Cover Extra-Terrestrial Aliens???

Okay, so you finally got government involvement in the healthcare system. Congratulations! But did you know about this?



Ah…jungle gyms and child molesters… I guess the kids will need the jungle gyms to keep in shape to run from the molesters…. NOW it makes sense.

And why then can't we assume that Estra-terrestrials would get coverage as well?

And now, since AT&T is having to pay more for the healthcare coverate of its employees, my phone bill is going to go up!!!!

Thanks again, liberals!