Bandits, Kate’s big “O,” Ann Coulter, and feminine hygiene products in action

Bandits, Kate’s big “O,” Ann Coulter, and feminine hygiene products in action

This is probably the first and last time I will post an entire episode of “The View.” I happened to catch it for the Coulter segment and then decided to watch it when the other topics gave away their superficial concerns.

Hasslebeck in the “Bush’s,” Bahbah owns up top thievery, they drool over Liverpool Paul, Gabriel Byrne, Tina Fey, “Dime Store” Mickey Rourke and his dogs,



Then they admire Kate Winslett’s “acting” and the Golden Globes, Whoopie recalls a kanipshin fit from a previous life, and the Ann bashing starts. Apparently, she is a victim hating racist…. Well, that’s what these ladies proclaim her as.



Ann Coulter sits in and the clucking starts……. Coulter gets treated like a baby treats a diaper. Bejar gets her obligatory bash on Sarah Palin, and Ann is shut out of defending her arguments….as usual.



And now for something completely superfluous and ridiculous… Joy Bejar thinks that their dressing rooms are not adequate to her standard… so a team of mascots, including paper towels, toilet paper, diapers, tampons and maxi pads renovate away…. At ABC’s expense, I presume. Oh, and Joy gets a crack in about losing her virginity….classy, huh?



And the automatons in the audience drool over it all….

If guess if you are liberal, you like this sort of junk TV. Since I am a straight, married, conservative male, there probably will be no expectations of me ever “getting it.” AND THANK GOD FOR THAT!

This should cover just about everyone

To my liberal, unsaved, non-Christian friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.


To my conservative, saved, Christian friends:

Merry Christmas to all and a Happy New Year!

Fruits, Nuts & Granola Ain't Just in California

Karl Rove has been a target of really really stupid people.





Switch to Snickers, Mr. Rove!

And That One Wonders Why We Question His Patriotism

Obama Campaign yanks the National Anthem in favor of more speakers and more speaking time

The thought process of Robert Byrd

Senate President Pro Tem Robert Byrd: "Obama for President! (he'll get shot by one of my fellow klansmen, Biden ascends, but he'll get shot because he's an idiot, Nancy Pelosi ascends, She's just plain nuts so I'll beat her to death with the copy of the constitution I have in my pocket and then it'll be PRESIDENT ROBERT BYRD!!!)

Adults Only - Woman with two really big boobs!

Woman with two really big boobs!

God Help Us!!!!!!!!!!!

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

The case against public drunkenness

DUI

Stuart Smalley Still Sucks Sewage

Just when you thought that the left couldn’t get any more crass, they, and especially Al “Stuart Smalley” Franken, take degeneracy down beneath the gutter of bad taste.

SNL used to be one of those skit comedy shows who could make fun of everyone and it be just comedy. Now, it seems that the ultra liberal news department has permeated this once great show. There is still a lot of tongue-in-cheek humor that is even funny. But it is apparent that NBC’s overall goal is to get 0bama elected by making McCain look bad…. even ridiculously bad.

Even though Al Franken is no longer employed by SNL or NBC, the MN senatorial candidate phoned in the idea for the following scene from the September 20th installment:


This is appalling on two levels. First of all, characterizing McCain in the way they did really didn’t bother me as much as the fact that I cannot recall an SNL skit where he was portrayed in even a remotely negative way. The worst SNL has done has been to parody type of people who are totally in the Kool-Aid filled tank for 0bama. There IS a difference there. The second aspect that bothers me is that Franken is involved in it. All that proves is that NBC is pro left and pro 0bama. Their credibility as a network has been irreparably destroyed.

On the same episode there is a New York times skit in which the paper is sending its investigative journalists to Alaska to investigate Sarah Palin. Now, I do believe that the majority of the joke was on the elite media who can’t handle investigating “real” Americans. However, one statement in which Governor Palin’s husband is referred to as having incest with his daughters is thrown in just to help inflame the current epidemic of “Palin Derangement Syndrome.” I would not be shocked if it came from an actual NYT reporter, but SNL used to be above that sort of thing…

Oops! NOPE. Back in 1995, there was a skit in which the subject of rape is used in a joke about CBS journalists. And guess who was involved with that… YEP. Stuart Smalley. And it would not surprise me here if it turns out that the incest line was conceived by Franken as well.

Hey, Minnesotans! Are you sure you want this guy representing you? I realize you folks have been steering left in recent years, but are you sure, absolutely sure you want this guy?

The REAL Matt Damon opines about Sarah Palin

Fox News' Red eye was able to get the full interview with Matt Damon regarding Sarah Palin...

Obama goons involved in investigation of Palin

Dems challenged on “Troopergate”


A lawsuit has been filed by a Texas law firm on behalf of several state lawmakers in Alaska, seeking to have at least one financial supporter of Sen. Barack Obama removed from a team investigating "Troopergate," a series of allegations involving GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

If you don’t know what this is about… uh, Google it, goober!

The lawsuit said the investigation… is being led by Sens. Hollis French and Kim Elton, with Stephen E. Branchflower as an investigator.

However, the three have pursued "partisan" actions in attempts to "smear" Palin that make the investigation impossible to continue and be perceived as fair, the lawsuit said.

"The partisan actions of Sen. French, Sen. Elton and Branchflower have tainted the investigation beyond the appearance of impartiality required under the Alaska Constitution," said Kevin Clarkson, of the firm Brena, Bell, & Clarkson and counsel in the suit.

The investigation, which began after Monegan's dismissal in July, is being led by Obama supporters, the lawsuit said. For example, Elton donated $2,000 to the Obama campaign, then failed to disclose that to the Legislative Council, Liberty Legal said.

"He continues to preside over the investigation despite his apparent personal political interest in the outcome of the investigation," the claim said. "Sen. French, the 'investigation project manager,' failed to disclose the comments he had made on a radio program criticizing Gov. Palin's termination of Monegan as 'criminal' prior to being appointed as the 'investigation project manager' and even prior to a vote to investigate at all."

And, the claim said, "Branchflower, the lead investigator, is alleged to be a personal friend of Monegan."


Well Shut My Mouth!

Obama Campaign Stupidity

Criticizing John McCain for not being able to use a computer or email is like criticizing Barack Obama about not being able to survive in a Viet Cong Prisoner of War Camp for five years....much less 2 of them in solitary....Oh, YES I SAID IT!!!!

Life is good, ask the animals...

It's Happening Everywhere

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now bonding together and showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance. This movement has become known as the “Democratic Animal “Gimmie” (give me) Support Group (DAGSP).

The attached photo captures the DAGSP leader, displaying trends that are beginning to affect wildlife all over the US. The leader of the movement has grown so dependent upon the Government in DC that it has become known as the Democrat Bear. Rumor has it, the “Dems” have considered changing their mascot from the ASS to the BEAR. The big quandary is whether or not to align the mascot with their cumulative personalities or economic policies.









(no credit to me on this one -scott)

Okay, the snake in the grass has heard the fat lady sing and desperation has set in!

Okay, the snake in the grass has heard the fat lady sing and desperation has set in!



“You can put lipstick on a pig and it’s still a pig” is an expression that has been used for years. But there is no doubt, especially by the roar of 0bama’s moonbat followers that his use of it is a direct yet desperate bite at Governor Palin.



At least with Sarah Palin, you don’t get the proverbial “Pig in a Poke,” you inexperienced, Marxist patty of bovine feces!

Truly tasteless reporting

Now they are going after little kids!

American Women Are Smarter Than This!

Just how do the main stream media and tabloid trash rags want America to view GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin? Take a look and you decide if the following is being fair and unbiased.



“BABY SCANDAL”
“A MOTHER’S PAINFUL CHOICE”
“REAL TRUTH ABOUT HER BABY”

There is no scandal. Palin has been open and honest about her newborn and honestly addressed her daughter’s pregnancy.

There was no choice that Sarah Palin had to make. God blessed her with a life and she followed God’s guidance by becoming a mother again to a beautiful child.

There is only one truth about her baby and that has already been revealed by Palin herself.

Now let’s look at two different covers from the same magazine; US Weekly…



Wow!!! She’s just like every mom! “She shops at Target.” She “never misses the girls’ recitals.” She’s “down-to-earth.” What a lady! I know my wife can relate to her.

Now look at how the same rag portrayed Sarah Palin…



“BABIES, LIES & SCANDAL” She’s “under attack” and had to “admit” something. She’s been “investigated.” And there are “embarrassing surprises” about her. Ooh, she seems scandalous and aloof. I am not sure my wife will relate to her.

I am pretty sure Sarah Palin has been proud of her country her entire life…Hmm.

And you wonder why the American people are getting frustrated with business-as-usual journalism.

By the way…Both my wife and I will be voting for John McCain AND Sarah Palin in November.

"Zo" on Diddy

Found this video at Screwliberals.com....Thanks, Jenn!

Kids....what'r'ya gonna do?

Did you hear that the 17 year old, unwed daughter of Alaska Governor and VP candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant? She blew it, didn’t she?


Sen. Biden’s Daughter Arrested in Altercation

“Sen. Biden’s spokeswoman, Margaret Aitken, declined to comment, calling it a private, family matter.”


Al Gore's son faces drug charges

“A day after his arrest and release, a spokesman for his father told CNN that the younger Gore had begun treatment in Los Angeles.”

And in his youth, what was Barack Obama doing?

”There were times when I got into drinking, experimenting with drugs”




So, kids do stupid things without thinking about future consequences…WOW! News to me!

America is now truly in danger!

It has come to light that a situation has risen that puts our national security, economy, and core society at a terrible risk.

This is something that is vitally important and will obviously affect the upcoming national election.

Bristol Palin, the 17 year old, unwed daughter of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is five months pregnant!

I am just utterly shocked at this! It has shaken the very core of my conservative being and I just don’t know what to think or do now.

NOT!!!

As a conservative Christian, I don’t like to hear that a child has been conceived out of wedlock. The risks with that alone are tremendous. However, it is apparent that Bristol Palin and the father of her baby are in love and will be making it right with God by getting married. Furthermore, they are keeping the baby. Again, as a Christian, I plainly say that fornication is a sin, and these young adults are guilty. But, I also believe that the Palin family are Christian and know Christ. Therefore, this can and will be only settled by how God guides their family. And that should be the end of it.

I find the liberal media and blogosphere reaction to this story unsettling for several reasons. They salivated over meat by acting more like a tabloid than reporting a story spreading a lie rather than letting it be a family issue. They hypocritically acted in a way that they accuse conservatives of acting about something like this. They treated it as a nation threatening scandal. And they forced an American family to publicly admit to a very private family issue.

And the thing that really makes me mad is that, when a hurricane is looming over a city that hasn’t been fully restored from previous devastation, liberals were more focused on the potential scandal revolving around the pregnancy of a teenage girl.

AND YES THIS IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT THAN BILLY JEFF’S INFIDELITY.

President cheated on his committed marriage and lied to cover it up. Chelsea didn’t. He diminished the character and integrity of his presidency by willfully practicing deception. Had he not been in the highest office of the land, it might not have mattered as much. But because he has a responsibility to practice the basics when it comes to what is right and wrong, his actions are far worse. And yes I believe he is a Christian and can get forgiveness from God as well.

Sarah Palin is strong and smart enough to know how to be a mother and executive. She’s already been doing that.

Now that Gustav has died down, we are still concerned with its aftermath and now with tropical storm Hanna building up. Also, there is a new tropical storm that could have a further affect on this nation…Josephine.

Right now, the agendas of political parties should be on the back burner because it’s time for Americans to be there for Americans! Yet, liberals don’t seem to want that unless it will get them votes and power.

With these tactics, if, God forbid, there is another terrorist attack on our nation, I will expect the libtardocratics to be more focused on the butt wart hairs of the Secretary of State than a true emergency.

I become more and more convinced that Libs see two Americas. The one they want and the one that must be obliterated.

I am SOOOOO glad Diddy put his two cents in.

WARNING!!!! PROFANITY ALERT!!!!!

Watch at your own risk.

It is truly amazing that this guy has any sway whatsoever with the youth. But he does.

Yo, yo, yo! Hey peepz! Diddy say McCain iz buggin wi diz Palin hootchie from Alaska, yo. He say we need 2 protect our future and show up on November 4th!

Nah, screw that, dog! I gotta get my PS3 on! Madden be rockin this year!